Viewer Discretion Advised

Seth Gamble is fresh out of film school, and he's determined to make a big splash in Hollywood with his very first feature. His first screenplay, however... might be just a little too complicated to shoot on a shoestring budget. Luckily for him, his girlfriend Octavia Red has the PERFECT solution: why don't they bring in her relative Tommy Pistol as an executive producer? He'd DEFINITELY be able to fund Seth's film. Seth loves the idea, and after a meeting with Tommy, a deal is set in stone, effectively greenlighting Seth's silver screen dreams.

But as Seth wrestles to extract convincing performances from his two lead actors, Codey Steele and Ivy Ireland, on set, we get a darker picture of what his deal with Tommy actually entails. Let's just say Tommy isn't exactly the most conventional of financeers... nor is he sympathetic to those who can't pay him back with interest. As Tommy winds down his regular massage with Sophia Locke, he brags about potentially having to wipe Seth off the face of the earth when it comes time to pay up. Hopefully that won't happen, but for now, it's time for Tommy's sexy masseuse to give him the happiest of endings...

Happy endings aside, however, it's clear that this epic story has only just begun. And please remember: viewer discretion is strongly advised.