Porn-o-matic 2001

Jonathan Morgan once again takes viewers into the world of infomercials in this comical follow up to Pornomatic 2000. This time, hosts Bob and Mary Jo unveil a new and improved Pornomatic, now with 30% less dialogue than the original! Wow! Imagine that! Not only does the latest Pornomatic enable viewers to create porn that they want to see, but it also does your taxes! Now that's something everyone can use! But wait, there's more...fellas have you ever had your hand tire out slapping the salami to your favorite vid? Well no more. With the new and improved Pornomatic, consumers can attach a simulated right arm and voila! The Pornomatic 2001 will stroke you diligently until you pop your load. So put this on your wish list guys because the Pornomatic 2001 is the gift that keeps on giving!